How Dogs Think (EP 003) The Reverse Fetch (Make the Tall Ones Retrieve)
Reverse Fetch (Make the Tall Ones Retrieve) Listen up, pups — it’s time we talk about Reverse Fetch, a high-level psychological exercise where you train the…
Category: How Dogs Think
How Dogs Think. An inside look into their minds. All of the following guides gives you an isight into the conniving psyche of your dog so that you can prepare yourself for defensive or offensive moves to combat them.
How Dog’s Think (EP 004) The Sock Heist (Operation Footwear Extraction)
The Sock Heist (Operation Footwear Extraction) Fellow dogs, today we examine one of the greatest canine pastimes of all time: stealing socks. This noble art has been…
How Dog’s Think (EP 005) The Vacuum Monster (Loud Suck Machine Defence Protocol)
The Vacuum Monster (Loud Suck Machine Defence Protocol) Attention young pups and seasoned gremlins: today we cover enemy threat identification regarding the Vacuum Machine, also known…
How Dog’s Think: (EP 006) The Doorbell Crisis (Emergency Bark Response System)
The Doorbell Crisis (Emergency Bark Response System) Greetings fellow canines — today we cover one of the most critical household responsibilities: Doorbell Crisis Management. When the doorbell…
How Dog’s Think: (EP 007) The Forbidden Couch (Territory Negotiation & Sneak Occupation Techniques)
The Forbidden Couch (Territory Negotiation & Sneak Occupation Techniques) Welcome, comrades. Today we study a topic every dog has grappled with: The Forbidden Couch. The Tall Ones…
How Dog’s Think: (EP 009) The Long-Stare Snack Summoning Technique
The Long-Stare Snack Summoning Technique Dogs of culture know that Tall Ones can be unreliable snack distributors. They forget. They get distracted. They claim to…
How Dogs Think: (010) The Bed Hog Maneuver (Sleep Territory Domination)
The Bed Hog Maneuver (Sleep Territory Domination) Sleep is important, and so is bed real estate. The Tall Ones will try to pretend the bed belongs to…
How Dog’s Think: (EP 011) The Treat Time Memory Phenomenon (Dogs Don’t Forget Snacks)
Here’s a scientific fact the Tall Ones refuse to accept: dogs do not forget treat times. Ever. We may pretend to forget commands, boundaries, and that one…