The Mysterious Yard Bark (EP-025)
The Mysterious Yard Bark (Alerting the Neighborhood About Absolutely Nothing) Dogs possess a sacred duty: keeping the neighborhood informed. Sometimes this means barking at real…
Category: How Dogs Think
How Dogs Think. An inside look into their minds. All of the following guides gives you an isight into the conniving psyche of your dog so that you can prepare yourself for defensive or offensive moves to combat them.
The Dog Walk Schedule Mind Control
The Dog Walk Schedule Mind Control (Convincing Tall Ones It’s Time) Tall Ones pretend to control the walk schedule, but we all know the truth: dogs…
The Squeaky Dog Toy Autopsy (EP 021)
The Squeaky Dog Toy Autopsy (Forensic Investigation of Inner Squeaker) Dogs have many noble scientific goals. One of the greatest is discovering what makes squeaky toys…
How Dogs Think (EP 016) The Car Ride Myth (Thinking We’re Going to the Park Every Time)
There is no stronger form of hope in the canine universe than Car Ride Optimism. Even if 7 out of the last 10 car rides ended at…
How Dogs Think: (EP 015) The Mysterious Noise Investigation (Home Security Patrol Unit)
Tall Ones lack the appropriate level of vigilance required for household safety. They will hear a mysterious thump, creak, rustle, or demon whisper in the…
How Dogs Think: (EP 014) The Mail Carrier Incident (Daily Enemy Recon)
As dogs, it is our sworn duty to defend the homeland from intruders. Of all intruders, none are more suspicious, persistent, or strangely cheerful than…
How Dogs Think: (EP 013) The “I Must Be In the Bathroom Too” Policy (Codependent Hydration Security)
Tall Ones often attempt to enter the bathroom alone, as if privacy were a normal requirement. Dogs know better. Bathroom time is not privacy time…
How Dogs Think: (EP-012) The Silent Fart Blame Shift (Advanced Gas Diplomacy)
Let’s talk about a highly controversial subject within canine society: gas emissions and the noble art of blame redirection. Tall Ones seem to believe dogs are responsible for 99%…
How Dog’s Think (EP 001) Deploy the Puppy Eyes
Deploy the Puppy Eyes (Snack Acquisition 101) Listen up, rookies — today we study the most powerful weapon in the canine persuasion arsenal: The Puppy…
How Dogs Think (EP 002) Midnight Zoomies (The Nighttime Chaos Ritual)
Midnight Zoomies (The Nighttime Chaos Ritual) Greetings, fellow canines. Tonight we discuss a sacred tradition known across the land as The Midnight Zoomies — also referred to…