How Dogs Think: (EP 013) The “I Must Be In the Bathroom Too” Policy (Codependent Hydration Security)
Tall Ones often attempt to enter the bathroom alone, as if privacy were a normal requirement. Dogs know better. Bathroom time is not privacy time…
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How Dogs Think: (EP-012) The Silent Fart Blame Shift (Advanced Gas Diplomacy)
Let’s talk about a highly controversial subject within canine society: gas emissions and the noble art of blame redirection. Tall Ones seem to believe dogs are responsible for 99%…
Dog Insurance: The Decision You’ll Wish You’d Made Before You Needed It
Dogs are family. But unlike human family members, dogs don’t come with Medicare, employer health plans, or government safety nets. When something goes wrong, you pay…
How Dogs Think: (010) The Bed Hog Maneuver (Sleep Territory Domination)
The Bed Hog Maneuver (Sleep Territory Domination) Sleep is important, and so is bed real estate. The Tall Ones will try to pretend the bed belongs to…
How Dog’s Think: (EP 011) The Treat Time Memory Phenomenon (Dogs Don’t Forget Snacks)
Here’s a scientific fact the Tall Ones refuse to accept: dogs do not forget treat times. Ever. We may pretend to forget commands, boundaries, and that one…