The Mysterious Yard Bark (EP-025)
The Mysterious Yard Bark (Alerting the Neighborhood About Absolutely Nothing) Dogs possess a sacred duty: keeping the neighborhood informed. Sometimes this means barking at real…
Month: February 2026
The Dog Walk Schedule Mind Control
The Dog Walk Schedule Mind Control (Convincing Tall Ones It’s Time) Tall Ones pretend to control the walk schedule, but we all know the truth: dogs…
The Squeaky Dog Toy Autopsy (EP 021)
The Squeaky Dog Toy Autopsy (Forensic Investigation of Inner Squeaker) Dogs have many noble scientific goals. One of the greatest is discovering what makes squeaky toys…
How Dogs Think (EP 016) The Car Ride Myth (Thinking We’re Going to the Park Every Time)
There is no stronger form of hope in the canine universe than Car Ride Optimism. Even if 7 out of the last 10 car rides ended at…
How Dogs Think: (EP 015) The Mysterious Noise Investigation (Home Security Patrol Unit)
Tall Ones lack the appropriate level of vigilance required for household safety. They will hear a mysterious thump, creak, rustle, or demon whisper in the…
How Dogs Think: (EP 014) The Mail Carrier Incident (Daily Enemy Recon)
As dogs, it is our sworn duty to defend the homeland from intruders. Of all intruders, none are more suspicious, persistent, or strangely cheerful than…
How Dogs Think: (EP 013) The “I Must Be In the Bathroom Too” Policy (Codependent Hydration Security)
Tall Ones often attempt to enter the bathroom alone, as if privacy were a normal requirement. Dogs know better. Bathroom time is not privacy time…
How Dogs Think: (EP-012) The Silent Fart Blame Shift (Advanced Gas Diplomacy)
Let’s talk about a highly controversial subject within canine society: gas emissions and the noble art of blame redirection. Tall Ones seem to believe dogs are responsible for 99%…
Dog Insurance: The Decision You’ll Wish You’d Made Before You Needed It
Dogs are family. But unlike human family members, dogs don’t come with Medicare, employer health plans, or government safety nets. When something goes wrong, you pay…
Puppy Training – 12 Week Puppy Training Plan Week-by-Week
From Arrival to a Calm, Controllable Dog Rule of the plan: Don’t rush weeks. Move forward when skills are reliable, not just attempted. The Most Important…