The Classical Dog – Calendar 2026
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Day: January 28, 2026
What Dogs Think (EP 97)
The Sunbeam Occupation Mission (Claiming Warm Light Zones for Strategic Napping) Tall Ones view sunbeams as “pretty light on the floor.” Dogs recognize sunbeams as thermal…
What Dogs Think (EP 99)
The Strategic Snack Crumb Collection Service (Cleaning Floor Debris With Tongue-Based Vacuum Tech) Tall Ones call crumbs “mess.” Dogs recognize crumbs as floor-level micro-snacks requiring professional cleanup.…
What Dogs Think (EP 100)
The Mysterious Midnight Patrol (Roaming House at 3AM for Reasons the Tall Ones Will Never Understand) Tall Ones believe night is for “sleep.” Dogs recognize…
What Dogs Think (EP 103)
The Cereal Bowl Surveillance Operation (Monitoring Breakfast for Milk & Crunch Assets) Tall Ones consider cereal a “quick breakfast.” Dogs understand cereal as morning resource…
What Dogs Think (EP 107)
The TV Animal Emergency Response (Dogs Losing All Control When Animals Appear on Screens) Tall Ones view television as “entertainment.” Dogs recognize television as a portal…